It's not Sunday.

 No need to go to mass today because it's not Sunday. No mortal sins will be incurred by staying home. Actually, no sins at all will be incurred and there is no need to go to confession. Not unless you want to be felt up by one of our priests. Ha, ha, old Catholic joke!

This is just a short post because I have nothing else to tell you.

If you don't like it, that's your problem.

Bye and rot in Hell.